Buzzing Bee Fan Gifts

Man to beekeeper: 'Keeping busy?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Geezer.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Hairstyles

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Selfbee

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

A Bug's Life Advice

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"When I was seventeen..."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

What next?!

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.