Buzzing Bee Fan T-Shirts

Man to beekeeper: 'Keeping busy?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Geezer.

Hairstyles

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Selfbee

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

A Bug's Life Advice

"When I was seventeen..."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

What next?!

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'