Bluebird Fan T-Shirts

I'm the bluebird of irrational experience.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Geezer.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Two birds refuel.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Pandemic Orphans

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

What next?!

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

The last Easter

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

You are what you collect.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Wait, you took how many steps?

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Easter.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.