Bluebird Fan Prints

I'm the bluebird of irrational experience.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Geezer.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

The hummingbird's hum.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Two birds refuel.

Pandemic Orphans

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

What next?!

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

The last Easter

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

You are what you collect.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Easter.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"At some point the process went wrong."