Bee Fan Prints

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Selfbee

A Bug's Life Advice

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

When beavers dream.

"When I was seventeen..."

What next?!

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Wait, you took how many steps?

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Robot cat passes Turing test.