Bird Fan T-Shirts

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

'Our eggs should stay nice and warm in the hot sand: Let's go for a swim...'

It might not be a hard job, but it's a stressful one: Everybody notices when you mess up...'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Bee in flight.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'