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East and West Divide

Balancing two espresso martinis

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Life and Death

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Musician

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

You are what you collect.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

I'm the bluebird of irrational experience.

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

'We should talk more.'

My Name is Lucky.

"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."