Bird Ballet Fan T-Shirts

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"The unlucky lemming"

bird interprets modern art

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Finesse fishing

Boarway Show

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.