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"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Finesse fishing

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Bow

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Commuters"

The Firebird

Dancing in a circle

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

Sugar Plum Fairy

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Suzanne Lenglen

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Mouse King

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Cinderella

Ugly sisters from Cinderella fighting

The Mouse King