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'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'

Cossack dancers

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Hooray for Bollywood!

Ballet dancer.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Bow

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Finesse fishing

"Commuters"

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

The Firebird

Dancing in a circle

Sugar Plum Fairy

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

Suzanne Lenglen

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Mouse King

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Cinderella

Ballet dancer