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Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

"Commuters"

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

Treaty of Berlin - Disraeli and Salisbury Receive Order of the Garter

Curtain call

Igor Stravinsky.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

Save the Arts

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

Nutcracker

Mr and Mrs Stahlbaum

Ballet

Grand Plie

Dame Margot Fonteyn

Nutcracker

Fritz chasing Clara for her Nutcracker

'Essenweis claims he figured out the meaning of life, but it can only be told as a ballet.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Tonight: Ballet featuring Ernie. I think we've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"He moves like Baryshnikov."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Children's Party

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege