Bee Banterer Gifts

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Wine Talking

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Sipsies?"

'You've had enough!'

Musical Accidents

Bee hives to let.

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'They must be trash fish!'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'