Brew Banterer Gifts

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

Wine Talking

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'You've had enough!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"Sipsies?"

Beer companies merge.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Fined Dining

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Instant human... just add coffee

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"It's the big guy."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

Next in business news we report on companies facing financial difficulties. Who's a good boy?! You are! Purr purr purr. You sound just like a motor boat. I will never understand human financial issues. The reporters were saying going belly up is a bad thing.