Brew Banterer Pillows

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

Wine Talking

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

'You've had enough!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Beer companies merge.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Fined Dining

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Instant human... just add coffee

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"It's the big guy."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.