Broadcast Banterer Gifts

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

Musical Accidents

"Sipsies?"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

David Letterman

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Instant human... just add coffee

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"It's the big guy."

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'