Bleacher Banterer Gifts

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Wine Talking

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Time out!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

Bad Knees.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

How to show some hustle.

'Foul ball!!'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Dugout sale!

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

"It's the big guy."

American Sports Idol.