Breakfast Banterer Gifts

Instant human... just add coffee

Maggie and Dennis

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

The market must be up

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Egg Armour Plating

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"I thought you said you wanted these sunnyside up?"

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"