Breakfast Banter Pro Gifts

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

The market must be up

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'