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'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

the Morning Joe team.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

The market must be up

Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Instant human... just add coffee

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"No one has a higher opinion of you than I do and my opinion couldn't be lower!"

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.