Breakfast Blunderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the breakfast blunderer? Our playful collection captures those hilarious morning moments and kitchen quirks that make every breakfast memorable. From witty mugs to funny prints, these gifts are a toast to breakfast mistakes and morning laughs.

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house. mockup

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

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"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency." mockup

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

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WHACK!

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!' mockup

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

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'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?' mockup

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

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''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.' mockup

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

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"Avocado...t-toast..."

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Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed. mockup

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

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The market must be up

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"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg." mockup

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

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'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.' mockup

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

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Egg Armour Plating

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Instant human... just add coffee

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A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'. mockup

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

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"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

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'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.' mockup

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

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Censorship.

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'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.' mockup

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health. mockup

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

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"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now." mockup

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

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'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!' mockup

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

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"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold." mockup

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."

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"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter." mockup

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

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Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife mockup

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

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"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?" mockup

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

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Maggie and Dennis

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"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict." mockup

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

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'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p mockup

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

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"Buttered side down! Happy days!

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"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!" mockup

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

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Recipe for Disaster Muffins.

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'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.' mockup

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'

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Breakfast Blunderer Gifts Collection

Breakfast Blunderer Mugs

Explore our collection of playful breakfast blunderer mugs, perfect for adding humor to your loved one's morning routine.

Breakfast Blunderer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate breakfast humor—ideal for sprucing up breakfast spots or adds a whimsical touch to any room.

Breakfast Blunderer Prints

Decorate with funny prints that showcase the lighter side of breakfast mishaps—perfect for kitchens or breakfast nooks that need a dash of humor.

Breakfast Blunderer T-Shirts

Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for breakfast blunderers who love a good laugh about their morning mistakes.