Breakfast Jokers Gifts

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Egg Armour Plating

Instant human... just add coffee

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Censorship.

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

Dried Herbs

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Vocal Fry

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"

"Go ahead. It's decaf."

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"I like the plastic toy, but not the cereal. Daddy can eat that."

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'