Morning Jokers Gifts

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Giggle.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

I don't really wake up until he yells coffee-doodle-doo.

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

Of all the days to sleep in!

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

Toast with tanlines

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

The Mid Morning Bird

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'