Meal Time Jokers Gifts

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

"You owe me five bucks."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

'60,000 milligrams. . . 60,000? As a pharmacist, didn't you think that much Ambien might be a tad excessive for Mr.Van Winkle?'

"Factory second."

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"

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