Meal Time Prankster Gifts

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You owe me five bucks."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

"We, the jury, find the defendant."