Everyday Jokers Gifts

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

Giggle.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Artist Painting his Television.

#NoJunk

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"I took your advice."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

No more bribes - today.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'