Lighthearted Jokers Gifts

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Face Mask Romance

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'