Modern Day Jokers Gifts

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Artist Painting his Television.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Watch for Men Being Supid

"I took your advice."

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'No cup holder?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

Seagull humour.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."