Modern Day Jokers Pillows

Giggle.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Watch for Men Being Supid

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks

'No cup holder?'

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."