Modern Jokers Pillows

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Richard the Turd

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

Watch for Men Being Supid

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'No cup holder?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."