Everyday Jokers Pillows

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

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"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Artist Painting his Television.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

#NoJunk

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

No more bribes - today.

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"I took your advice."

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

How to avoid a heart attack.

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