Medieval Jokers Pillows

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Richard the Turd

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"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Almost Your Time.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Do you do cremations?

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

'Ye olde optician.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

"I wasn't as trusty a steed as the King expected."

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

Colouring fun