Medieval Jokers Gifts

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

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Richard the Turd

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Giggle.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Artist Painting his Television.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Pinata Pranks

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

Almost Your Time.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Do you do cremations?

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

"I told the King that the Queen is the most important piece on the chess board."

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

Dog with recurring nightmare.

Colouring fun

"I wasn't as trusty a steed as the King expected."

'Ye olde optician.'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Hold on, guys, there's a key under this fake rock!