Jokers Gifts

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Pinata Pranks

Photobooth Photobomb

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Get crazy once in a while

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Giggle.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

No infrastructure problem here

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"