Jokers Gifts

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Get crazy once in a while

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

Artist Painting his Television.

Santa School.

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'