Joker Gifts

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

Prostate examination

'Let's hope he doesn't turn out to be one of those mystery shoppers.'

The One-Step Program: 'Clinic for the Easily Offended.'

'Maybe I put too much importance on having a sense of humor?'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'I'm surprised it's closed. Didn't think he would ever shut up.'

'All hail the reigning queen of static electricity.'

'This must be an example of all that 'animal magnetism' he keeps telling me he's got.'

"That's right! Dog biscuits are made from real dogs!"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'I always had you down as a more serious type.'

"You tricked me! No wonder I did not recognize your voice..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Toilet humour

'Haha, just kidding! I'm Greg the plumber, not your heart surgeon!'

Joke Restroom: Out of Order - Please Use Next Door.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Guess who?!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Fake Oil Slicks

"And do you promise to joke, laugh, and clown? You may now pull each other's finger."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Got any 'I really want to see you again' cards that look like a subpoena?"

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"I'm 29. I legally changed my name 10 years ago and I thought what the hell."

"There's Cuthbert! - He's always good for a wind-up..."

Here lies BoBo the Clown