Joker In The Group Gifts

"Do I come here often?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Batman's Baby

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Long-legged clown...

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

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Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'