Joker Of The Group Gifts

'Do you offer cloud storage?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Photobooth Photobomb

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Restroom Practical Joke.