Joker Of The Group Gifts

'Do you offer cloud storage?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Photobooth Photobomb

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around