Joker Of The Family Gifts

Property of April Fool

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Raised by Dogs

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Mom says she has a souffl

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'