Joker Of The Family Prints

Property of April Fool

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Raised by Dogs

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Mom says she has a souffl

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."