Joker In The Group Pillows

"Do I come here often?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Get crazy once in a while

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Santa's Helpers

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Long-legged clown...

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

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"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

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