Joker In The Orchestra Gifts

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Batman's Baby

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Long-legged clown...

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Adult Absence Notes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.