Choir Joker Gifts

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Batman's Baby

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I lost the groove."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Tenors

Mexican angels.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'It helps with reception.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Four Chanting Monks

Toilet humour

A family choir

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Heaven