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"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Get crazy once in a while

Hildegard von Bingen

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I lost the groove."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Mexican angels.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Heaven

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Toilet humour

A family choir

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister