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Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Long-legged clown...

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Adult Absence Notes.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'