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'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cello Concert

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Adult Absence Notes.

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

The Cartoonists