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'Pluck me.'

Early music

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

No Hand Signals

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Gang of Musicians

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Musician hurts his nose.

Concerto for Two Horns

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Salad Bowl Drum

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Serpent Instrument player

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'No, no, no! Attack the vivace passages! Slow down the andante! Where is this great memory I'm always hearing about?'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'