Orchestral Jokester Prints

'Pluck me.'

Early music

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

Gang of Musicians

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

No Hand Signals

Concerto for Two Horns

Musician hurts his nose.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Salad Bowl Drum

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

Serpent Instrument player