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Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

No Hand Signals

Gang of Musicians

Early music

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Serpent Instrument player

'Pluck me.'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Bass Camp

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

The woodwind section

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

Trombone Practical Jokes

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'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

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