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'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Early music

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Gang of Musicians

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Tender and Juicy.'

No Hand Signals

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Pluck me.'

Serpent Instrument player

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Bass Camp

The woodwind section

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

"An olive or a twist?"

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