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Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

A Symphony of Penguins

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Pogo Cellist

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'