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Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

A Symphony of Penguins

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Pogo Cellist

"I'm very highly strung!"

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'