Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Orchestra Comedian T-Shirts
Let their playful side shine with a t-shirt that combines musical fun and comedy—ideal for rehearsals, gigs, or just expressing their personality.
A Symphony of Penguins
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
Concert Pianist.
No Elgar!
Triangle
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Orchestra.
I love my Timpani
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Taking a peek at the audience
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."
Bassoons.
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."
My other cello is a Stradivari
Antonio Vivaldi
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Quartet.
Orchestra conductor
Timpani.
Violinist.
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
Occupational Hazards.
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Quartet of chefs.
Violin family at Christmas
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Team Flute
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